As the Rainbow Shield Turns 2000 Years Later ———>
An URGENT MESSAGE From Aurora Command Council ::: The Princess Aurora Summons The Captain of the Guard :::
The Princess Aurora paces back and forth in the ice cavern that is home to her command base on Meowbiru’s moon. Since her escape from the evil Queen of Meowbiru’s deviant clutches, she has amassed an incredible amount of strength in her kitteny lair-ish. Pacing UP and DOWN, BACK and FORTH the Princess has been in communication with her father, The King of Aurora through the ice crystals of the temple palace halls, which the exiled Aurorians have constructed on the false Meowbiruian Death Star moon.
Meowbiru’s moon was once a part of Aurora Earth, which was blown apart in a heathen catacylsm and fragmented by the forces of Thoth, previous ruler of Meowbiru who was deposed by his wife, the now hairy Queen. The new moon was taken by The Queen of Meowbiru and used for her unending glory and pleasure as a sex colony. Yadda, yadda, yadda. Meowbiru’s moon, having since been recaptured by the Princess Aurora and her silver seed forces, has been saved from its reversed spin orbit and realigned with its home planet, Aurora Earth, where it now acts as a dormant starship or transport between the home world and the god foresaken fallen castle on Meowbiru.
The Prince of Aurora has rejoined his twin sister from his station on Net Earth, which is under the puppet like dominion of The Evil Queen, and has fully engaged his heroic probability as he fights with The Princess to free all of the Meowbiruians, not just the people of Aurora on Meowbiru exiled under the book burning wrath of Queen Glorificus. Eat that, pussy. Together, the Prince and Princess fight side by side, under the guidance and protectorate of The King of Aurora and his wife, The Queen of Aurora, who worries when she’s never in a muddle.
The Captain of the Guard, who escaped the Queen’s claws a year and a day ago, has quietly been gathering strength in the underground Platonic caves on Meowbiru. As she amassed the outcast troops, the Captain talked openly about her process as a vizier slave to the counting house Queen. Basically, the Captain of the Guard was bamboozled. Meowbiru landed on her, she didn’t land on Meowbiru. We know, said the Aurora posse! We caught her with the paw in Princess Aurora’s cookie jar and we had to laugh and laugh at her born stupid culty entitlements like it was the most funniest thing ever! The Princess Aurora broke this Meowbiruian cult on her rock of Gibraltar. And we all think this is very funny. Any who?
::: The Princess Aurora Summons the Aurora Rainbow Tribe in the Underground Network on Meowbiru :::
MY DEAR CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD STOP
I AM PLEASED TO HEAR THAT YOU SURVIVED THE INFIGHTING AND STRUGGLE THAT HARMED THE MEOWBIRUIANS AND LED THEM ASTRAY FOR A YEAR AND A DAY STOP
WE REQUEST THAT YOU COMMUNICATE WITH ME SO WE MAY LEAD OUR CAT PEOPLE TO THE PROMISED LAND STOP
THE QUEEN OF MEOWBIRU ENTERED A HALF PATH FALL BACK STATE DUE TO HER THOTHIAN ATTACK ON THE EMERGENT PRINCESS OF AURORA IN MAY 2007 STOP
IT WAS KNOWN TO AURORA COMMAND COUNCIL THAT THE QUEEN WOULD ENTER THIS REMEDIAL FREE WILL STATE DUE TO THE HISTORY OF HER PETTY CHOICES WITH THE CLEARLY CODED PRINCESS AURORA STOP
THE PRINCESS AURORA TRACKED THE PROGRESSIVELY DISINTEGRATING FRAGMENTED STATE OF THE QUEEN OF MEOWBIRU FROM MARCH 2005 WHEN SHE ENGAGED THE HEROIC PROBABILITY WALK IN STOP
THE 2007-2010 CAPTURE HUNT MATE SEDUCE AND KILL STRATEGY EXECUTED BY THE QUEEN TEMPORARILY TRAPPED THE PRINCESS AURORA IN THE VORTEX OF MEOWBIRUIAN DESIRE UNABLE TO SPEAK TO THE CAT PEOPLE STOP
THE PRINCESS FOUGHT VALIANTLY AGAINST THE ATTEMPT AT FALLEN TANTRIC AURORA SOUL POSSESSION BY THE QUEEN AND HAS EMERGED THE VICTORIOUS LEADER OF THE AURORA PEOPLES STATIONED ON THE MOON OF MEOWBIRU FORMERLY PART OF THE SILVER SEED PLANET AURORA STOP
THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN REJOINED BY HER TWIN BROTHER THE PRINCE OF AURORA AND NOW LEADS A BRAVE FIGHT TO FREE ALL THE PEOPLES OF MEOWBIRU AND NET EARTH FROM THE MEOWBIRUIAN INFLUENCE STOP
QUEEN GLORIFICUS OF MEOWBIRU ENTERED THE SPACE DUST RETURN FALL PATH IN DECEMBER 2009 DUE ONCE AGAIN TO HER ACTIVITIES TO UNDERMINE THE EMERGENT PRINCESS WHO WITH HER BROTHER THE PRINCE IS THE TRUE AND ONLY PROVEN INHERITOR TO THE AURORA THRONE STOP
QUEEN GLORIFICUS THEN MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL TO GUARANTEE HER CONTINUED TRANSLATION OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL DATA STOP
QUEEN GLORIFICUS IS A FULL BLOWN THOTHIAN POSESSION STOP
THE QUEEN OF MEOWBIRU BEGAN TO TRANSLATE THE DARK EVIL SUN PLATES OF FALL IN LATE NOVEMBER 2010 STOP
THE QUEEN OF MEOWBIRU BOOKS POST NOVEMBER 2010 ARE CHANNELED BY THOTH AND CONTAIN STOLEN ARCHIVES FROM THE PRINCESS AURORA BOOK OF MECHANICS STOP
ALL QUEEN OF MEOWBIRU BOOKS POST NOVEMBER 2010 ARE OVERTLY FALLEN STOP
THE EVENTS THAT TOOK PLACE MAY 2012 WERE ORCHESTRATED BY THE PRINCESS OF AURORA AFTER WAGING A CAMPAIGN OF HIGH LEVEL FREQUENCY WARS TO FORCE THE QUEEN TO DISENGAGE FROM THE RAINBOW SHIELD OF THE AURORA PEOPLES STOP
THIS SHIELD SPLIT HAS FREED THE RITES AND PASSAGES PATH TO AURORA AND REALIGNED THE TRUE PEOPLE OF AURORA AND ALL OF THE PEOPLE OF EARTH WITH THE HEROIC PROBABILITY SET ON THE 12 CLOCK OF THE LAST INCARNATE CYCLE STOP
THE PRINCESS AND THE PRINCE AURORA ASK THE CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD TO COME HOME AND RECALL HER TO HER RIGHTFUL DUTY AS PROTECTOR OF THE LINEAGE OF AURORA STOP
THE PRINCE AND PRINCESS BELIEVE THAT THE CAPTAIN HAS LEARNED HER LESSON ABOUT HER EVOLUTIONARY PLACE IN THE ORDER AND HER DISEMPOWERMENT AT THE CLAWS OF THE RIGHTEOUS QUEEN STOP
THE PRINCESS AND PRINCE AURORA STAND WITH A HELPING PAW OF AGREEMENT THAT THE QUEEN OF MEOWBIRU MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL DUE COURSE AND REQUEST THAT THE CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD COMMUNICATE WITH ME AS HEAD OF AURORA COMMAND CENTRAL STOP