The Chronicles of Pusstopia

The Chronicles of Pusstopia: The Theft of the Princess Aurora by the Evil Queen of Meowbiru

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Daily Dispensation 
From The Princess Aurora 
February 28, 2014 (AM)

On the State of the Princess
The Princess simply cannot go on serving the people and writing “The Chronicles of Pusstopia” if The Princess is not supported in the people’s endeavours. The Princess has received many communications from heads of state and ministers of the faith.  The Princess needs a rod and a staff.  She is thankful but exhausted. 

The Princess also needs to get laid. That is what the people said. 

On the Revolving Prince Door
The status of the Prince is “we’ll see”. The Prince is the Princess’ concern. He has to be a good ONE. The Princess agress with the people. She needs to get laid and produce the heir and a spare. That will be the Prince’s fault. 

What’s up Colony Aurora ?
 On the status of the Aurora colony on Meowbiru:

 Glorificus, The Queen of Meowbiru shrieked quite loudly, “DON’T TOUCH MY SHIT!”

The Queen has shit near the Aurora colony. She doesn’t want the cat people to breathe on it. The shit is probably metaphysical in origin. And Glorificus is afraid the cat people will raid her black magic tupperware. 

The cat people are all like, woah ?! We don’t touch your shit. 

And the Queen’s guard is all up her face like, they don’t touch your shit !  

But we all know that metaphysics and black magic makes u batshit crazy. And that’s what happened on Meowbiru {Origin Story On The Fall O’ Meowbiru}. 

The Princess has a Twin Brother !
So, The Princess has called for her twin, The Prince Aurora who is stationed on Net Earth to join her on the Freedom Land moon base so they can take care o’ it and handle their business with their Father, The King Mandel of Aurora and their Mother, The Queen Gracias of Aurora who reside in the idyllic grounds of Pusstopia on Aurora Earth {Origin Story On The Rise O’Aurora}. 

The Prince Aurora said, “This is what happens when the officials don’t handle the people’s business and they handle themselves.”

And the Princess Aurora said, “I’m gonna kill all the rat bastards.” 

The Princess clearly needs to get laid.

Full Moonie
Everything was good on Freedom Land moon base.  Next chapter ….

Word UP From The Princess Aurora
No cash prizes, no nookie.  Pay 4 it.

Peace out, cat people.

Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (AM).

Daily Dispensation
From The Princess Aurora
February 28, 2014 (AM)

On the State of the Princess
The Princess simply cannot go on serving the people and writing “The Chronicles of Pusstopia” if The Princess is not supported in the people’s endeavours. The Princess has received many communications from heads of state and ministers of the faith. The Princess needs a rod and a staff. She is thankful but exhausted.

The Princess also needs to get laid. That is what the people said.

On the Revolving Prince Door
The status of the Prince is “we’ll see”. The Prince is the Princess’ concern. He has to be a good ONE. The Princess agress with the people. She needs to get laid and produce the heir and a spare. That will be the Prince’s fault.

What’s up Colony Aurora ?
On the status of the Aurora colony on Meowbiru:

Glorificus, The Queen of Meowbiru shrieked quite loudly, “DON’T TOUCH MY SHIT!”

The Queen has shit near the Aurora colony. She doesn’t want the cat people to breathe on it. The shit is probably metaphysical in origin. And Glorificus is afraid the cat people will raid her black magic tupperware.

The cat people are all like, woah ?! We don’t touch your shit.

And the Queen’s guard is all up her face like, they don’t touch your shit !

But we all know that metaphysics and black magic makes u batshit crazy. And that’s what happened on Meowbiru {Origin Story On The Fall O’ Meowbiru}.

The Princess has a Twin Brother !
So, The Princess has called for her twin, The Prince Aurora who is stationed on Net Earth to join her on the Freedom Land moon base so they can take care o’ it and handle their business with their Father, The King Mandel of Aurora and their Mother, The Queen Gracias of Aurora who reside in the idyllic grounds of Pusstopia on Aurora Earth {Origin Story On The Rise O’Aurora}.

The Prince Aurora said, “This is what happens when the officials don’t handle the people’s business and they handle themselves.”

And the Princess Aurora said, “I’m gonna kill all the rat bastards.”

The Princess clearly needs to get laid.

Full Moonie
Everything was good on Freedom Land moon base. Next chapter ….

Word UP From The Princess Aurora
No cash prizes, no nookie. Pay 4 it.

Peace out, cat people.

Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (AM).

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Daily Dispensation 
From The Princess Aurora 
February 25, 2014 (AM) 

A Command Summons 
The Princess has been commanded by her father, The King of Aurora, to make her annual journey from the Freedom Land moon base thru the gates at Castle Rock to Aurora.  The Princess will make her sub-light journey smuggled aboard the Good Ship Lollipop.  In her stead, The Prince Aurora will command Freedom Land base via telepathic kitten to kitten contact with The Princess.

On the State of Prince Aurora
The Princess has said that the last Prince “didn’t work out too well”.  Therefore, there is a new Prince Aurora, who the Princess hopes “will work out betta”.  

The Aurora Command Council has said, “Who knows?” but that this Prince,”Is a good one. He takes care o’ business”.  

Power to the cat people!  This Prince is Irish and not Scotch.  The Princess will have almost less to drink.  This is good for trade.  

The cat people have decided to call this new prince DanceALot.  He is renowned for his pranks and his merry-making with kittens with abnormally long backs.  The people are hoping this prince works out.  Power to the Princess!

The people said the last prince, “SUCKED hairy cat balls with a feather duster”.  

The people are mad about the usual.

The Comings At Freedom Land
The Princess has noted to Aurora Council that a new group of Aurora refugees have arrived on Freedom Land moon base from the colony on Meowbiru. 

The Princess has asked that the colonists on the resistance moon base welcome and embrace the new band o’ merry travelers.  And that the people understand that Meowbiru has been under the dominion of the false and evil Queen of Meowbiru for sometime now.  And they all feel hurt, betrayed, and punished by her vicious and clandestine authority, witch, after all is what caused the planet Meowbiru to fall during the Gold Rush O’ 49.  

Some colonists on the moon base have complained that this new band o’ freedom or resistance fighters were not good enough!  That they were too war-torn or angry to make themselves of much use.  That they fought, bled, and stole from the established colonists.   That they were loyal to the Meowbiru regime.  That they were secret spies!  That they were greedy and uptight and on schedule.  Mostly, they were lazy. 

The Princess is crafty, lo!  She had personally scanned each cat member.  They were loyal and true.  They had no agenda except to serve the people and not the officials on the fallen planet!  

The Princess tracked back the source o’ these rumors to guess who?  Boregard, the now fallen prince o’ Aurora, who had dropped his titular name in order to be a guru on planet Net Earth. 

The Princess said, “O’ !?  Bring me Boregard who has no regard.”  

And she read him his rights and the riot act.  

And he said “Fuck me!” to the Princess.  

And she said, “Let him eat pussy.”  

And The Princess Aurora put Boregard in the stocks, where he whips, and beats, and scourges himself with his cat o’ nine tall tails. 

On the State of the Revolution
The Princess Aurora has received word from Aurora Council that her father, King Aurora through her mother, Queen Aurora has dispatched his loyal and most trusted viziers, Prince Hubba Bubba and Prince GateCloud to handle the situation on the Freedom Land moon base.  The Princess has been advised that “seeds are on their way to planting and harvest”.  The Princess will soon be FREE to finally invade the Aurora colony on Meowbiru and recapture the lost Aurora citizens.  Power to the cat people!

The Princess told her mamala, Queen Heidi Abromowitz, who is the 1st pussy to ride her lunar ride through sub-space to land on Freedom Land moon base.  

Queen Heidi Abromowitz said about The Queen of Meowbiru, “I HATE THAT BITCH!”

And that was good.  And all was well in Aurora Land.

Word UP From The Princess Aurora
Get me to the Promised Land.

Peace out, cat people.

Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (AM).

Daily Dispensation
From The Princess Aurora
February 25, 2014 (AM)

A Command Summons
The Princess has been commanded by her father, The King of Aurora, to make her annual journey from the Freedom Land moon base thru the gates at Castle Rock to Aurora. The Princess will make her sub-light journey smuggled aboard the Good Ship Lollipop. In her stead, The Prince Aurora will command Freedom Land base via telepathic kitten to kitten contact with The Princess.

On the State of Prince Aurora
The Princess has said that the last Prince “didn’t work out too well”. Therefore, there is a new Prince Aurora, who the Princess hopes “will work out betta”.

The Aurora Command Council has said, “Who knows?” but that this Prince,”Is a good one. He takes care o’ business”.

Power to the cat people! This Prince is Irish and not Scotch. The Princess will have almost less to drink. This is good for trade.

The cat people have decided to call this new prince DanceALot. He is renowned for his pranks and his merry-making with kittens with abnormally long backs. The people are hoping this prince works out. Power to the Princess!

The people said the last prince, “SUCKED hairy cat balls with a feather duster”.

The people are mad about the usual.

The Comings At Freedom Land
The Princess has noted to Aurora Council that a new group of Aurora refugees have arrived on Freedom Land moon base from the colony on Meowbiru.

The Princess has asked that the colonists on the resistance moon base welcome and embrace the new band o’ merry travelers. And that the people understand that Meowbiru has been under the dominion of the false and evil Queen of Meowbiru for sometime now. And they all feel hurt, betrayed, and punished by her vicious and clandestine authority, witch, after all is what caused the planet Meowbiru to fall during the Gold Rush O’ 49.

Some colonists on the moon base have complained that this new band o’ freedom or resistance fighters were not good enough! That they were too war-torn or angry to make themselves of much use. That they fought, bled, and stole from the established colonists. That they were loyal to the Meowbiru regime. That they were secret spies! That they were greedy and uptight and on schedule. Mostly, they were lazy.

The Princess is crafty, lo! She had personally scanned each cat member. They were loyal and true. They had no agenda except to serve the people and not the officials on the fallen planet!

The Princess tracked back the source o’ these rumors to guess who? Boregard, the now fallen prince o’ Aurora, who had dropped his titular name in order to be a guru on planet Net Earth.

The Princess said, “O’ !? Bring me Boregard who has no regard.”

And she read him his rights and the riot act.

And he said “Fuck me!” to the Princess.

And she said, “Let him eat pussy.”

And The Princess Aurora put Boregard in the stocks, where he whips, and beats, and scourges himself with his cat o’ nine tall tails.

On the State of the Revolution
The Princess Aurora has received word from Aurora Council that her father, King Aurora through her mother, Queen Aurora has dispatched his loyal and most trusted viziers, Prince Hubba Bubba and Prince GateCloud to handle the situation on the Freedom Land moon base. The Princess has been advised that “seeds are on their way to planting and harvest”. The Princess will soon be FREE to finally invade the Aurora colony on Meowbiru and recapture the lost Aurora citizens. Power to the cat people!

The Princess told her mamala, Queen Heidi Abromowitz, who is the 1st pussy to ride her lunar ride through sub-space to land on Freedom Land moon base.

Queen Heidi Abromowitz said about The Queen of Meowbiru, “I HATE THAT BITCH!”

And that was good. And all was well in Aurora Land.

Word UP From The Princess Aurora
Get me to the Promised Land.

Peace out, cat people.

Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (AM).

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Daily Dispensation From The Princess Aurora December 26, 2013 (PM) On the Call to the Rainbow ShieldThe Princess Aurora has received word from trusted and untrusted sources, friends and foes ALIKE, that the enmity, Queen Glorificus of Meowbiru, has dispatched The Cabal of 9 Pussy Lickers to infiltrate the Freedom Land moon base.The Princess was prepared for such AN eventuality. She is a strategic operative trained by her grandfather Ma’a, the great black King of Aurora. All eventualities are planned for in the run of the football game as it presents itself on Net Earth and in its skies.  The Princess has commanded the shield.  Prepare for mob wars.
A Call to the Royal GuardThe Princess has summoned the remaining members of Aurora High Command Council stationed on the fallen moon TARA, and has rigorously plotted the escape of the planet Net Earth from the fallen graces of Meowbiru.  The Cabal of 9 Pussy Lickers on Meowbiru has dispatched a cabal made of its fallen house: senators, royals, dignitaries, and fallen brains of all sorts to oh, wait for it ?! infilitrate the Promised Land.  It shall not be !?
It is time to liberate the Aurora colony on the fallen planet Meowbiru.
Disregard Boregard !?The Princess has stated and affirmed that Boregard must now choose his allegiances carefully.  She is a revolutionary. She is running a war.  The time for not-see dangling is at hand.  Get off the fence!?
If the Black Panther Boregard has any resoures stationed on Net Earth that will aid and support the Princess in her long standing battle, he must present them to her now.  The Princess is in long standing contact with Prince Hubba Bubba of Aurora.  He was rigorously trained by her father, The King Aurora, may he rest in Andromeda as the greatest leader who ever lived and shall never pass. The Princess requires new technology and a stronger base to secure her technological expertise on the acrobatic lines back and forth between the Aurora colony on Meowbiru AND ready for the planned invasion of Net Earth.  No more will the Luciferian Anew No Key and Satain Dreck Onion leaders of Meowbiru CONTROL the fate of Net Earth, which still rests safely in The Princess’ paws.
The Princess has pleaded with Boregard to have some regard.  The Prince Aurora has said, “Get off your lasonia ass.”  The Princess has stated and affirmed : AMUN.  If Boregard considers himself to be part of the Royal House of Pusstopia, he must take The Princess Aurora’s direct command orders.  There is no shame in following the command passepartout of the Royal House from whence he sprang. He himself has dropped his legacy.The Princess is born to lead.  She will always be the one and only Princess Aurora.  That is her inheritance.  That is her birthright.  And that is the shame of Boregard.  That he only half recognized her. He recognized her power, her word, and the value and worth of her service.  But he did NOT recognize the royal lineage.  If Borgeard was born to lead a revolution, he would already be leading the ONE.  There is only ONE tribe. And it is the rule of law and order in the Pussyverse. Boregard has said “okay” and has done nothing.  Power to the cat people!Word UP From The Princess AuroraWhen you fight for the rights of all cat people everywhere, the cat people will fight for your rights. This is the first lesson in building a revolutionary tribe, which shall serve as an army to defeat the forces of enmity, bring Net Earth to safety under The Seal of Solomon, and restore the planet Meowbiru to a safe harbor for all life forms undergoing the path of least resistance or hospice to a space dust fall from the Aurora path of living light.   
Long live the Freedom Revolution! Peace out, cat people.Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (PM). 

Daily Dispensation 
From The Princess Aurora 
December 26, 2013 (PM) 

On the Call to the Rainbow Shield
The Princess Aurora has received word from trusted and untrusted sources, friends and foes ALIKE, that the enmity, Queen Glorificus of Meowbiru, has dispatched The Cabal of 9 Pussy Lickers to infiltrate the Freedom Land moon base.

The Princess was prepared for such AN eventuality. She is a strategic operative trained by her grandfather Ma’a, the great black King of Aurora. All eventualities are planned for in the run of the football game as it presents itself on Net Earth and in its skies.  

The Princess has commanded the shield.  Prepare for mob wars.

A Call to the Royal Guard
The Princess has summoned the remaining members of Aurora High Command Council stationed on the fallen moon TARA, and has rigorously plotted the escape of the planet Net Earth from the fallen graces of Meowbiru.  

The Cabal of 9 Pussy Lickers on Meowbiru has dispatched a cabal made of its fallen house: senators, royals, dignitaries, and fallen brains of all sorts to oh, wait for it ?! infilitrate the Promised Land.  It shall not be !?

It is time to liberate the Aurora colony on the fallen planet Meowbiru.

Disregard Boregard !?
The Princess has stated and affirmed that Boregard must now choose his allegiances carefully.  She is a revolutionary. She is running a war.  The time for not-see dangling is at hand.  Get off the fence!?

If the Black Panther Boregard has any resoures stationed on Net Earth that will aid and support the Princess in her long standing battle, he must present them to her now.  The Princess is in long standing contact with Prince Hubba Bubba of Aurora.  He was rigorously trained by her father, The King Aurora, may he rest in Andromeda as the greatest leader who ever lived and shall never pass.

The Princess requires new technology and a stronger base to secure her technological expertise on the acrobatic lines back and forth between the Aurora colony on Meowbiru AND ready for the planned invasion of Net Earth.  No more will the Luciferian Anew No Key and Satain Dreck Onion leaders of Meowbiru CONTROL the fate of Net Earth, which still rests safely in The Princess’ paws.

The Princess has pleaded with Boregard to have some regard.  

The Prince Aurora has said, “Get off your lasonia ass.”  

The Princess has stated and affirmed : AMUN.  

If Boregard considers himself to be part of the Royal House of Pusstopia, he must take The Princess Aurora’s direct command orders.  There is no shame in following the command passepartout of the Royal House from whence he sprang. He himself has dropped his legacy.

The Princess is born to lead.  She will always be the one and only Princess Aurora.  That is her inheritance.  That is her birthright.  And that is the shame of Boregard.  That he only half recognized her. He recognized her power, her word, and the value and worth of her service.  But he did NOT recognize the royal lineage.  If Borgeard was born to lead a revolution, he would already be leading the ONE.  There is only ONE tribe. And it is the rule of law and order in the Pussyverse.

Boregard has said “okay” and has done nothing.  

Power to the cat people!

Word UP From The Princess Aurora
When you fight for the rights of all cat people everywhere, the cat people will fight for your rights. This is the first lesson in building a revolutionary tribe, which shall serve as an army to defeat the forces of enmity, bring Net Earth to safety under The Seal of Solomon, and restore the planet Meowbiru to a safe harbor for all life forms undergoing the path of least resistance or hospice to a space dust fall from the Aurora path of living light.   

Long live the Freedom Revolution! 

Peace out, cat people.

Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (PM).
 

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Daily Dispensation From The Princess Aurora December 23, 2013 (PM) On A Very Strange Occurrence Net Earth Weekend Update From The Princess’ DoubleDecember 21, 2013 (PM)Net Earth Solstice 
Dear Twitchy,  Perhaps you are unfamiliar with the PR agent employed by rich folks the caliber of Tom Hanks, a good guy. It looks like said PR firm has made its way around town and has taught laconic celebs how to spell R E L I E F.
Dear Twitchy, please let me explain. K street is not OPEN Sesame street. There’s AN general lack of sophistication in AN animatronic Minnie Mouse scam-o-la that passepartouts as ironific.
Dear Twitchy, let me explain. Said clients of awful PR firm on OPEN Sesame street are taught to “take the moral high ground” when caught putting one’s limp whitey shitey dick in yo mouth. Oh !? Lend me your ear.
Twitchy, you have just watched an episode of Mousterpiece o’ Ass theatre. But alas, alack, alarum, this strategy sucks LONG TIME.
Oh, do let me explain WHY !? First and foremost, in the postpartum antediluvian world, there is no fracking MORAL HIGH GROUND. This is antidisestablishmentarianism at its finest wee small hours of the mourning … Soothsay to the al tooth say !? Wheee. Wee wee.
Oh, at LONG LAST, Twitchy!? He loves me, he loves me not !? The other thingamabob which might kinda be ironific is learning how to deconstruct AN ABC. For this, we turn to the bright and charming Ms. Wedel. Hi, Ms. Wedel. Hi, class action !?
So, what did Ms. Wedel actually say? How did she throw a fishing line to hook a gay olde timey in the hoof and mouth !
Ms. Wedel, clever beast that she is, implied, ever so softly, ever so sweetly, ever so gently that perhaps, NO!? Don’t say it, don’t say it!? Don’t say what!? My onion?! NO NO NO !!!
Yes, yes, yes!!!Ms. Wedel subtly, gently, lightly, caressingly implied THAT she had to her absolute miniscule horror FOUND a pattern of racist generalization emanating from an off planet tweet stream. TWITCH BITCH TWITCH BITCHTWITCH BITCH  Of course, we should invite the clever and enchanting Ms. Wedel to join the Freedom Revolution.POWER TO THE CAT PEOPLE ! Three CLAPS and two SNAPS for an expert use of a psychological mirror technique deployed in comedy as the HARPO.do do that voodoothat you do so well ?!I should go so far as to generalize that Mr. Martini may or may not have a problem with members of the United States Secret Mob aka HEB ore The Hollywood Elite Brigade. That is surely bcause La Taylor and La Mengers were la lazy. Any hoot !?This is my official profile of said incident cc: HEB.  1. subject was caught by a member of HEB on a strike mission to expose his VILE racist tendencies toward untoward use of FREE SPEECH
2. subject was apprehended by AN under the cover member of HEB via the ‘mirror trick’ 3. subject mirrored the mirror and all HEEL broke loose4. subject then realized his MISTAKE and removed the looking glass5. said undercover member of HEB then reported back to barracks for duty  6. members of the HEB friendly press then took up the standard and banner for the FREE THE CAT MISSION
7. {noted by HEB commander: AN unusual amount of cooperation has taken place by members of the dressing left and dressing right FREE Press. Stunningly IMPRESSED by the coordination by both hands washing the other and the overwhelming loyalty to the Freedom Mission, wherever one’s balls hang — that is almost AMERICAN}
8. undercover member of HEB then hatched the next level of his slim pluckins’ entangle : LOST IN THE SWISS MISS TRIANGLE (the paradox of the keg around the St Bernard’s neck: take the keg, lose the chicken; keep the chicken, lose the keg —booze or pussy— pussy or booze — it’s all WORLD PEACE to me ?! cc: a hardy handshake)9. HEB commander then notes to self correct strategema—> 1 1/2. guilt is implied by removing tweet—> 2 1/2. tweet should NOT have been removed—> 3 1/2. subject should have stated and affirmed that said tweet was a commentary on racist thought, a satiric whim, and that explaining a joke is infantile—> 4 1/2. subject should have stated and affirmed that he declared allegiance to the sacred standard and banner of HEB and had demonstrated thus in his lifelong commitment to equal rights service—> 5 1/2. subject should then have pulled a “Ricky Gervais” and explained to twitter followers that they were indeed in “on the joke” and aren’t we all stupid and HUMAN —> 6 1/2. subject failed to enact correct strategy due to poor counsel from the ABC firm, which is about 10-15 years behind in HEB strategic thought (bcause they have not stolen it yet)—>7 1/2. subject is doomed to his original racist statement. there is no1 way out
10. undercover HEB operative strikes back. subject once again goes fishing on the mason dixie. subject defends himself by taking the nonexistent MORAL HIGHGROUND. target acquired
{Note to HEB operatives: subject has an innate tendency to condescend to women; he will respond to misdirected tweets if the voice is female}My Dear Twitchy, excellent, well done, and may I say, very Americans. Power to the People !!!!!  Love, A’eshacc: HEB Peace out, cat people. 
Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (PM).

Daily Dispensation 
From The Princess Aurora 
December 23, 2013 (PM) 

On A Very Strange Occurrence 
Net Earth Weekend Update 
From The Princess’ Double
December 21, 2013 (PM)
Net Earth Solstice 

Dear Twitchy,

Perhaps you are unfamiliar with the PR agent employed by rich folks the caliber of Tom Hanks, a good guy. It looks like said PR firm has made its way around town and has taught laconic celebs how to spell R E L I E F.

Dear Twitchy, please let me explain. K street is not OPEN Sesame street. There’s AN general lack of sophistication in AN animatronic Minnie Mouse scam-o-la that passepartouts as ironific.

Dear Twitchy, let me explain. Said clients of awful PR firm on OPEN Sesame street are taught to “take the moral high ground” when caught putting one’s limp whitey shitey dick in yo mouth. Oh !? Lend me your ear.

Twitchy, you have just watched an episode of Mousterpiece o’ Ass theatre. But alas, alack, alarum, this strategy sucks LONG TIME.

Oh, do let me explain WHY !? First and foremost, in the postpartum antediluvian world, there is no fracking MORAL HIGH GROUND. This is antidisestablishmentarianism at its finest wee small hours of the mourning …

Soothsay to the al tooth say !? Wheee. Wee wee.

Oh, at LONG LAST, Twitchy!? He loves me, he loves me not !? The other thingamabob which might kinda be ironific is learning how to deconstruct AN ABC. For this, we turn to the bright and charming Ms. Wedel. Hi, Ms. Wedel. Hi, class action !?

So, what did Ms. Wedel actually say? How did she throw a fishing line to hook a gay olde timey in the hoof and mouth !

Ms. Wedel, clever beast that she is, implied, ever so softly, ever so sweetly, ever so gently that perhaps, NO!? Don’t say it, don’t say it!? Don’t say what!? My onion?! NO NO NO !!!

Yes, yes, yes!!!

Ms. Wedel subtly, gently, lightly, caressingly implied THAT she had to her absolute miniscule horror FOUND a pattern of racist generalization emanating from an off planet tweet stream.

TWITCH BITCH
TWITCH BITCH
TWITCH BITCH

Of course, we should invite the clever and enchanting Ms. Wedel to join the Freedom Revolution.

POWER TO THE CAT PEOPLE ! Three CLAPS and two SNAPS for an expert use of a psychological mirror technique deployed in comedy as the HARPO.

do do that voodoothat you do so well ?!

I should go so far as to generalize that Mr. Martini may or may not have a problem with members of the United States Secret Mob aka HEB ore The Hollywood Elite Brigade. That is surely bcause La Taylor and La Mengers were la lazy. Any hoot !?

This is my official profile of said incident cc: HEB.
 
1. subject was caught by a member of HEB on a strike mission to expose his VILE racist tendencies toward untoward use of FREE SPEECH

2. subject was apprehended by AN under the cover member of HEB via the ‘mirror trick’ 

3. subject mirrored the mirror and all HEEL broke loose

4. subject then realized his MISTAKE and removed the looking glass

5. said undercover member of HEB then reported back to barracks for duty

6. members of the HEB friendly press then took up the standard and banner for the FREE THE CAT MISSION

7. {noted by HEB commander: AN unusual amount of cooperation has taken place by members of the dressing left and dressing right FREE Press. Stunningly IMPRESSED by the coordination by both hands washing the other and the overwhelming loyalty to the Freedom Mission, wherever one’s balls hang — that is almost AMERICAN}

8. undercover member of HEB then hatched the next level of his slim pluckins’ entangle : LOST IN THE SWISS MISS TRIANGLE (the paradox of the keg around the St Bernard’s neck: take the keg, lose the chicken; keep the chicken, lose the keg —booze or pussy— pussy or booze — it’s all WORLD PEACE to me ?! cc: a hardy handshake)

9. HEB commander then notes to self correct strategema
—> 1 1/2. guilt is implied by removing tweet
—> 2 1/2. tweet should NOT have been removed
—> 3 1/2. subject should have stated and affirmed that said tweet was a commentary on racist thought, a satiric whim, and that explaining a joke is infantile
—> 4 1/2. subject should have stated and affirmed that he declared allegiance to the sacred standard and banner of HEB and had demonstrated thus in his lifelong commitment to equal rights service
—> 5 1/2. subject should then have pulled a “Ricky Gervais” and explained to twitter followers that they were indeed in “on the joke” and aren’t we all stupid and HUMAN 
—> 6 1/2. subject failed to enact correct strategy due to poor counsel from the ABC firm, which is about 10-15 years behind in HEB strategic thought (bcause they have not stolen it yet)
—>7 1/2. subject is doomed to his original racist statement. there is no1 way out

10. undercover HEB operative strikes back. subject once again goes fishing on the mason dixie. subject defends himself by taking the nonexistent MORAL HIGHGROUND. target acquired

{Note to HEB operatives: subject has an innate tendency to condescend to women; he will respond to misdirected tweets if the voice is female}

My Dear Twitchy, excellent, well done, and may I say, very Americans.

Power to the People !!!!!

Love,
A’esha
cc: HEB 

Peace out, cat people. 

Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (PM).

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Daily Dispensation From The Princess Aurora November 20, 2013 (PM) The Bride Must Remain Unsullied : Toe B or Not Toe B a Bennet?The Princess Aurora has reported to Council that she is in receipt of her peek-a-choo-choo, which came upon her ensconced in a basket of curds and whey.  The clever Prince Aurora had carefully hidden her charming in a rose peach box with a six pointed orchidia design, and had this starling wonder sent to from the white house samples in the royal grain nursery on Pusstopia. The Princess was delighted with her flimsy and decided to take a temporary break from the ongoing war of revolutions to gossamer hide and seek out her prince.  This was all very good.On the Arrival of The Great King of PissraelThe Princess Aurora is pleased to announce that the two good kings from the house Pissrael have smugged the person, presence, and well being of a great king of said said house onto the moon base “Freedom Land.”  This great king of Pissrael has taken on the infernal war of schlong raising heel on the hinterlands of the moon base TARA.  The great king has let all of the errant pussy cats know that The Revolution is at HAND.  The Princess Aurora is very pleased at the arrival of the great king.  And all of the cat people have rejoiced with unusual merriment and mirth because this is the best thing ever and we don’t care and go fuck yourself.
On the Disarrival of Boregard, the Blank PanterThe princess has said, “Disregard Boregard.”This Cat is Far From Finished : Passepartout in the HouseOn the heel of the arrival of the great king, The Princess has been informed that King CatCos has arrived on the moon base to aid and supply the cat troops.  After a 30 year absence from the Aurora lights, CatCos has been opening on “Freedom Land.”  This is again, the greatest thing ever, and no one cares what happens in the unreal world anymore.  It’s all about Pusstopia.The Summoning of the Rounds : Where There is a Cat O’ Nine Tails There is LyfeThe Princess has been informed that the ‘Princes of Pythic’ have arrived on her moon base with every fucking intention to retake the Aurora colony. The Princess is in a stunning revelry of jubilation. So, too all the cat people!Word UP From The Princess AuroraCommand Council is honored by the arrival of the great king of Pissrael. Council is also exceptionally pleased at the arrival of the revolutionary troubadours at “Freedom Land” moon base on TARA.  The Princess has been mulling cider over the recent making merry events with her halfsie, Prince Apatower. And they agree! It has been a long time coming. 
The Princess sends words of greeting from her father, The King Aurora, herself, and her clever Prince Aurora.  The Princess states and affirms, “Long live Aurora! Empower to the cat people!”
Peace out, cat people.Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (PM). 

Daily Dispensation 
From The Princess Aurora 
November 20, 2013 (PM) 

The Bride Must Remain Unsullied : Toe B or Not Toe B a Bennet?
The Princess Aurora has reported to Council that she is in receipt of her peek-a-choo-choo, which came upon her ensconced in a basket of curds and whey.  The clever Prince Aurora had carefully hidden her charming in a rose peach box with a six pointed orchidia design, and had this starling wonder sent to from the white house samples in the royal grain nursery on Pusstopia. The Princess was delighted with her flimsy and decided to take a temporary break from the ongoing war of revolutions to gossamer hide and seek out her prince.  This was all very good.

On the Arrival of The Great King of Pissrael
The Princess Aurora is pleased to announce that the two good kings from the house Pissrael have smugged the person, presence, and well being of a great king of said said house onto the moon base “Freedom Land.”  This great king of Pissrael has taken on the infernal war of schlong raising heel on the hinterlands of the moon base TARA.  The great king has let all of the errant pussy cats know that The Revolution is at HAND.  The Princess Aurora is very pleased at the arrival of the great king.  And all of the cat people have rejoiced with unusual merriment and mirth because this is the best thing ever and we don’t care and go fuck yourself.

On the Disarrival of Boregard, the Blank Panter
The princess has said, “Disregard Boregard.”

This Cat is Far From Finished : Passepartout in the House
On the heel of the arrival of the great king, The Princess has been informed that King CatCos has arrived on the moon base to aid and supply the cat troops.  After a 30 year absence from the Aurora lights, CatCos has been opening on “Freedom Land.”  This is again, the greatest thing ever, and no one cares what happens in the unreal world anymore.  It’s all about Pusstopia.

The Summoning of the Rounds : Where There is a Cat O’ Nine Tails There is Lyfe

The Princess has been informed that the ‘Princes of Pythic’ have arrived on her moon base with every fucking intention to retake the Aurora colony. The Princess is in a stunning revelry of jubilation. So, too all the cat people!

Word UP From The Princess Aurora
Command Council is honored by the arrival of the great king of Pissrael. Council is also exceptionally pleased at the arrival of the revolutionary troubadours at “Freedom Land” moon base on TARA.  The Princess has been mulling cider over the recent making merry events with her halfsie, Prince Apatower. And they agree! It has been a long time coming. 

The Princess sends words of greeting from her father, The King Aurora, herself, and her clever Prince Aurora.  The Princess states and affirms, “Long live Aurora! Empower to the cat people!”

Peace out, cat people.

Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (PM).

 


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Daily Dispensation From The Princess Aurora November 15, 2013 (PM) A Pussy Felt Word from UP Top Woe is the Princess Aurora! Who finds herself burdened by her command post on Freedom Land moon base. Woah, indeed! The Princess finds herself burdened by the factions and splits among her constituents on the sovereign moon, and often turns to her companion, The Prince for d comfort and d lite.
"Woe is me," she says to her love, The Prince. "What up with all the pussy peoples?  Why can’t peace be silent?"
The Prince is compassionate and kind and offers to buy her the peek-a-choo-choo of her desire so that he may comfort her with some white on rice d for her sadness and well being.  The Princess thinks this is a ridiculous way to spend time and why does one require a smuggled a-choo-choo all the way from Aurora to get the job done right? The Prince thinks this is a cool idea and perseveres. The Princess said to have his dressing down mailed in an ether tight a-roo-roo pouch in the daily staples of shipments that carry curds and whey.Even a Princess needs to have some revolutionary fun with her Prince.On the State of the RevolutionThe Princess had conferred with her father, The King Aurora on the necessity of building the latent power of the moon base to extend to the dark and encrusted lands, which have overtaken the Aurora colony on the fallen planet Meowbiru like flies on shite.  The Princess and her father, The King Aurora have a natural and undisrupted telepathic connection that cannot be broken.  It’s a link between The Princess and The King, her father that will never be broken.  This telepathic link was established between The Princess and The King when The Princess was commissioned to run Freedom Land base on the fallen moon base of Tara, since renamed Freedom Land.  The Princess and her father, The King are members of the sacred 5th Royal House of Leeks and Chalices. There is no way the line can ever be broken.  It is genetic.
The King has informed The Princess that he has entered into a stage of diplomatic negotiations with 8 diplomats from across The Milky Way Galaxy in attempt to put an end to the strife on planet Net Earth.  Everyone knows Meowbiru has entered a no return black hole space dust fall and nothing can be done about the state of the planetary consciousness.  One must remove the Aurora cat people on the colony there and vacate the Meowbiru planet before it self terminates in its own destructive suck feed blow cycle. But the fate of Net Earth is still at hand …..The King has dispensed his most trusted vizier, Prince CoffeeDrop the Great, as an ally and commander to advise The Princess on her upcoming battle on Meowbiru.  Meanwhile, the King had ordered Prince Bransome to sit down at the table with Prince CoffeeDrop and The Princesss and make a cash prizes revolutionary platform deal on behalf of all the cat peoples, everywhere.The King Aurora grows old and tired with all of the squabbling and quarreling behind the dub master scenes and is preparing to dispatch his team of 12 ministers, led by Prince CoffeeDrop, to the great Milky Way Summit, which shall take place in the Swiss Miss Confederacy on the parallel side of the black hole at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy. The Princess is also frustrated and annoyed but she’s trying to be patient and learn from her father, and behave as he would require her to behave `cause that’s life when you leave the enchanted, seranaded lands of Pusstopia or the planet Aurora.The Black Panther RisesWhile The Princess was getting her fur done by the Prince Aurora, came a knock-knock- knockin’ at Pusstopia’s back door.  The Prince Aurora wasn’t amused.  The Princess Aurora stopped whatever she was licking and biting for the groom and got up to answer the call. Who be it? Why, the black panther Boregard, who wanted to talk about his challenge with the Net Earth middle management pussy business.  The Princess put on her laurel robe and sat down with Boregard, who complained a lotta.  The Princess firmly explained what she expected of the panther if he wished to join the mission. She also explained that while the panther was of the sacred house Aurora, he had also been connected to the fallen line of Meowbiru, which meant that he had not clearly understood the coded messages that were exchanged back and forth from the troops stationed on the royal house at Aurora.The Princess further explained to Boregard that when he decided to land on the freedom rock, she and her father, The King had decided to extend extraordinary yet ordinary healing kindess and to remove the genetic line that connected Boregard to the fallen planet of Meowbiru.  The Princess said she was sorry all this had happened to him and asked Boregard to work HARD at regenerating his line under her command.  The Princess said it’s “all good” but that he must accept that she alone carries the scepter and throne of Aurora b`cause that is the order of the sacred cosmos thing.The Princesss expects Boregard to behave as he has been conditioned by his old meowing line until he makes a new choice to sit down at The Princess’ command table.On the Crunchy Belligerence of the Milky Way GalaxyFalling and it can’t get up …
Word UP From The Princess AuroraThe Princess requests direct contact from Prince CoffeeDrop regarding her orders for Prince Bransome in the cash prize distribution of her new revolutionary platform.  The Princess is excited but not yelled thrilled to death over the lottery. A new Creole pussy, Prince Iceca-t The Brave has arrived on the moon base Freedom Land from Net-Earth. The Princess wishes to immediately engage his resolute warrior powers to add to her mirth collective in order to take the rap Aurora colony on Meowbiru. Power to the People! The Princess has assessed Iceca-t as a very very powerful new playa on the Meowbiru chessboard. His long lineage bends and weaves through the dozens on Net-Earth and traces back to the Aurorian Elders from the time before The Evil Queen Glorificus …..
The Princess Aurora has stated and affirmed, “You can always tell a cat by his true blue colors.” Peace out, cat people.Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (PM). 

Daily Dispensation 
From The Princess Aurora 
November 15, 2013 (PM) 

A Pussy Felt Word from UP Top 
Woe is the Princess Aurora! Who finds herself burdened by her command post on Freedom Land moon base. Woah, indeed! The Princess finds herself burdened by the factions and splits among her constituents on the sovereign moon, and often turns to her companion, The Prince for d comfort and d lite.

"Woe is me," she says to her love, The Prince. "What up with all the pussy peoples?  Why can’t peace be silent?"

The Prince is compassionate and kind and offers to buy her the peek-a-choo-choo of her desire so that he may comfort her with some white on rice d for her sadness and well being.  The Princess thinks this is a ridiculous way to spend time and why does one require a smuggled a-choo-choo all the way from Aurora to get the job done right? The Prince thinks this is a cool idea and perseveres. The Princess said to have his dressing down mailed in an ether tight a-roo-roo pouch in the daily staples of shipments that carry curds and whey.

Even a Princess needs to have some revolutionary fun with her Prince.

On the State of the Revolution
The Princess had conferred with her father, The King Aurora on the necessity of building the latent power of the moon base to extend to the dark and encrusted lands, which have overtaken the Aurora colony on the fallen planet Meowbiru like flies on shite.  

The Princess and her father, The King Aurora have a natural and undisrupted telepathic connection that cannot be broken.  It’s a link between The Princess and The King, her father that will never be broken.  This telepathic link was established between The Princess and The King when The Princess was commissioned to run Freedom Land base on the fallen moon base of Tara, since renamed Freedom Land.  The Princess and her father, The King are members of the sacred 5th Royal House of Leeks and Chalices. There is no way the line can ever be broken.  It is genetic.

The King has informed The Princess that he has entered into a stage of diplomatic negotiations with 8 diplomats from across The Milky Way Galaxy in attempt to put an end to the strife on planet Net Earth.  Everyone knows Meowbiru has entered a no return black hole space dust fall and nothing can be done about the state of the planetary consciousness.  One must remove the Aurora cat people on the colony there and vacate the Meowbiru planet before it self terminates in its own destructive suck feed blow cycle. But the fate of Net Earth is still at hand …..

The King has dispensed his most trusted vizier, Prince CoffeeDrop the Great, as an ally and commander to advise The Princess on her upcoming battle on Meowbiru.  Meanwhile, the King had ordered Prince Bransome to sit down at the table with Prince CoffeeDrop and The Princesss and make a cash prizes revolutionary platform deal on behalf of all the cat peoples, everywhere.

The King Aurora grows old and tired with all of the squabbling and quarreling behind the dub master scenes and is preparing to dispatch his team of 12 ministers, led by Prince CoffeeDrop, to the great Milky Way Summit, which shall take place in the Swiss Miss Confederacy on the parallel side of the black hole at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy. The Princess is also frustrated and annoyed but she’s trying to be patient and learn from her father, and behave as he would require her to behave `cause that’s life when you leave the enchanted, seranaded lands of Pusstopia or the planet Aurora.

The Black Panther Rises
While The Princess was getting her fur done by the Prince Aurora, came a knock-knock- knockin’ at Pusstopia’s back door.  The Prince Aurora wasn’t amused.  The Princess Aurora stopped whatever she was licking and biting for the groom and got up to answer the call. Who be it? Why, the black panther Boregard, who wanted to talk about his challenge with the Net Earth middle management pussy business.  

The Princess put on her laurel robe and sat down with Boregard, who complained a lotta.  The Princess firmly explained what she expected of the panther if he wished to join the mission. She also explained that while the panther was of the sacred house Aurora, he had also been connected to the fallen line of Meowbiru, which meant that he had not clearly understood the coded messages that were exchanged back and forth from the troops stationed on the royal house at Aurora.

The Princess further explained to Boregard that when he decided to land on the freedom rock, she and her father, The King had decided to extend extraordinary yet ordinary healing kindess and to remove the genetic line that connected Boregard to the fallen planet of Meowbiru.  The Princess said she was sorry all this had happened to him and asked Boregard to work HARD at regenerating his line under her command.  The Princess said it’s “all good” but that he must accept that she alone carries the scepter and throne of Aurora b`cause that is the order of the sacred cosmos thing.

The Princesss expects Boregard to behave as he has been conditioned by his old meowing line until he makes a new choice to sit down at The Princess’ command table.

On the Crunchy Belligerence of the Milky Way Galaxy
Falling and it can’t get up …

Word UP From The Princess Aurora
The Princess requests direct contact from Prince CoffeeDrop regarding her orders for Prince Bransome in the cash prize distribution of her new revolutionary platform.  The Princess is excited but not yelled thrilled to death over the lottery. 

A new Creole pussy, Prince Iceca-t The Brave has arrived on the moon base Freedom Land from Net-Earth. The Princess wishes to immediately engage his resolute warrior powers to add to her mirth collective in order to take the rap Aurora colony on Meowbiru. Power to the People! The Princess has assessed Iceca-t as a very very powerful new playa on the Meowbiru chessboard. His long lineage bends and weaves through the dozens on Net-Earth and traces back to the Aurorian Elders from the time before The Evil Queen Glorificus …..

The Princess Aurora has stated and affirmed, “You can always tell a cat by his true blue colors.”

Peace out, cat people.

Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (PM).
 

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Daily Dispensation From The Princess Aurora November 12, 2013 (AM) 
Await the Kings Still Part II : To No Believe ‘Um is To No See’Um 
Power to the People Council has been informed that The King of Aurora has requested that cash prizes be delivered to his Beloved Princess forthwit so she can begin fomenting on behalf of all the cat peoples everywhere.  One of the two viziers to the King, Prince Bransome has met up with Prince Jacks Alotta on the neighboring planet of Net Earth to hatch UP a plot to free the kitty peeples. The Princess has humbly agreed to work with the King’s vizier and his pal, including The King on his negotiations at every pussy foot.  The King Aurora has said, “Long Live The Princess !!!!!! ” and The Princess said, “Keep Hope Alive !!!!!”  The King and The Princess are very happy that the Princess will be fomenting on behalf of all the cat peeples.  Peace UP!?On the Arrival of the Mysterious Black Panther : What Up Stranger Danger? The Princess Aurora has noted to her companion, The Prince Aurora that the Black Panther Boregard talks trash and does very little else but look at her pussy.  The Prince Aurora has said, “That’s what he thought.”  
On the Penetrating Not-See Influence Who Remains ShirtlessTucked <?> His efforts to sabotage The Princess’ mission by seeding a mole capulet via satellite came to an abrupt halt when he was caught No See’Um ferning a writer’s plagiarized work in a pathetic attempt to foment a Dark Star rebellion.  Me, me, me. He’s current affairs floating in a tin can far above “The Freedom Land” moon base.On the State of The RevolutionThere will be ONE Interior The Arrival of The Old Prince Aurora : He CameAt the command call of The Princess Aurora, The Old Prince has come out of hibernation and has joined The Princess on the moon base.  Nothing further will be said until he takes his Pledge of Allegiance.  The Princess and all the cat people of Aurora are glad to see the Old Prince Aurora.  Together, they’ll foment a rebellion, dispossess The Queen of Meowbiru from her throne, and create a glorious borealis nation state.  Word UP From The Princess AuroraThe Princess requests that cash prizes be sent swiftly and justly so she may retake the Aurora colony “La La” and further her efforts to fund The Revolution.  That’s the right and the just way to do things. ONE gives :::
Peace out, cat people.
Speak You LONG Time From The Prince Aurora… “We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields”. Lest we forget.

Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (AM).

 

Daily Dispensation 
From The Princess Aurora 
November 12, 2013 (AM) 

Await the Kings Still Part II : To No Believe ‘Um is To No See’Um
 

Power to the People 
Council has been informed that The King of Aurora has requested that cash prizes be delivered to his Beloved Princess forthwit so she can begin fomenting on behalf of all the cat peoples everywhere.  One of the two viziers to the King, Prince Bransome has met up with Prince Jacks Alotta on the neighboring planet of Net Earth to hatch UP a plot to free the kitty peeples. The Princess has humbly agreed to work with the King’s vizier and his pal, including The King on his negotiations at every pussy foot.  

The King Aurora has said, “Long Live The Princess !!!!!! ” and The Princess said, “Keep Hope Alive !!!!!”  

The King and The Princess are very happy that the Princess will be fomenting on behalf of all the cat peeples.  Peace UP!?

On the Arrival of the Mysterious Black Panther : What Up Stranger Danger? 
The Princess Aurora has noted to her companion, The Prince Aurora that the Black Panther Boregard talks trash and does very little else but look at her pussy.  The Prince Aurora has said, “That’s what he thought.”  

On the Penetrating Not-See Influence Who Remains Shirtless
Tucked <?> His efforts to sabotage The Princess’ mission by seeding a mole capulet via satellite came to an abrupt halt when he was caught No See’Um ferning a writer’s plagiarized work in a pathetic attempt to foment a Dark Star rebellion.  Me, me, me. He’s current affairs floating in a tin can far above “The Freedom Land” moon base.

On the State of The Revolution
There will be ONE 

Interior The Arrival of The Old Prince Aurora : He Came
At the command call of The Princess Aurora, The Old Prince has come out of hibernation and has joined The Princess on the moon base.  Nothing further will be said until he takes his Pledge of Allegiance.  The Princess and all the cat people of Aurora are glad to see the Old Prince Aurora.  Together, they’ll foment a rebellion, dispossess The Queen of Meowbiru from her throne, and create a glorious borealis nation state.  

Word UP From The Princess Aurora
The Princess requests that cash prizes be sent swiftly and justly so she may retake the Aurora colony “La La” and further her efforts to fund The Revolution.  That’s the right and the just way to do things.

ONE gives :::

Peace out, cat people.

Speak You LONG Time From The Prince Aurora
… “We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields”. Lest we forget.

Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (AM).


 

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Daily Dispensation From The Princess Aurora November 10, 2013 (AM) 
Await the Kings&#160;: The D is SilentCouncil has been informed that time and tide wait for 2 mermen.
The Bride Must Remain Unsullied&#160;: Wherefore Art Thou?The Princess has expressed to The Prince her immediate need for d. This is almost as great as her need for cash prizes &#8212; but not quite. The Princess has suggested that they either shack up on the &#8220;Freedom Land&#8221; moon base or &#8220;get on&#8221; with it. The Prince has requested that The Princess romance him. The Princess is both annoyed and bored.


On the Arrival of the Mysterious Black Panther&#160;: What Up Stranger Danger? 
.Nothing
On The State of the Revolution The Princess Aurora would like to know when she will receive her cash prizes on behalf of her father, The King Aurora. Oh loyal and faithful viziers, where be de money? 
Word UP From The Princess AuroraImpeccability is earned not gained. That be all.
Peace out, cat people.
Speak You LONG Time From The Prince AuroraLest we forget those who fought for our freedom. In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. #wewillrememberthem Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (AM). 

Daily Dispensation 
From The Princess Aurora 
November 10, 2013 (AM) 

Await the Kings : The D is Silent
Council has been informed that time and tide wait for 2 mermen.

The Bride Must Remain Unsullied : Wherefore Art Thou?
The Princess has expressed to The Prince her immediate need for d. This is almost as great as her need for cash prizes — but not quite. The Princess has suggested that they either shack up on the “Freedom Land” moon base or “get on” with it. The Prince has requested that The Princess romance him. The Princess is both annoyed and bored.

On the Arrival of the Mysterious Black Panther : What Up Stranger Danger? 

.Nothing

On The State of the Revolution 
The Princess Aurora would like to know when she will receive her cash prizes on behalf of her father, The King Aurora. Oh loyal and faithful viziers, where be de money? 

Word UP From The Princess Aurora
Impeccability is earned not gained. That be all.

Peace out, cat people.

Speak You LONG Time From The Prince Aurora
Lest we forget those who fought for our freedom. In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.  

Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (AM). 

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Daily Dispensation From The Princess Aurora November 9, 2013 (AM) Await the Kings Deux&#160;: It&#8217;s All Vichyssoise To Me Wait for it.
On the Arrival of the Mysterious Black Panther&#160;: What Up Stranger Danger? The Princess Aurora has conferred with The Prince Aurora. There will be no further comment on the matter at hand.
 On the Penetrating Not-See Influence Who Remains Shirtless The Prince and Princess Aurora have consulted about the albino menace that flew all up in their faces in a tin can from the planet Meowbiru claiming to be freed of the evil influence of The Queen of Meowbiru and her consort, the evil Thoth birdman. The Prince of Aurora simply didn&#8217;t buy what he was selling. The Princess Aurora questioned why he remained shirtless and why he was so albino. The albino cat looked like one of The Queen&#8217;s evil, nefarious guard. The Princess Aurora said that she would not let the albino GI into her military base or establishment on the moon colony orbiting the fallen planet, Meowbiru. He was not to be trusted. She did not know him. He came of his own accord and did not come through recommended channels. 
 The Prince Aurora said that the albino tom cat should &#8220;float round in his tin can far above the world.&#8221; The Princess said, &#8220;Let it be&#8221; and it was. And the Princess saw that it was; and it was good.
 On The State of the Revolution The Princess has been informed to expect cash prizes to mount her attack on the hostage Aurora colony on Meowbiru. She does not know when those cash prizes are coming to start her own brand of intergalactic foment. On both hands, she trusts The King Aurora, for she is his daughter and was born with his revolutionary spirit. 
 Vive la Résistance!
Word UP From The Princess Aurora There will be no Word from The Princess Aurora. Peace out, cat people.
Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (AM).

Daily Dispensation
From The Princess Aurora
November 9, 2013 (AM)

Await the Kings Deux : It’s All Vichyssoise To Me
Wait for it.

On the Arrival of the Mysterious Black Panther : What Up Stranger Danger?
The Princess Aurora has conferred with The Prince Aurora.
There will be no further comment on the matter at hand.

On the Penetrating Not-See Influence Who Remains Shirtless
The Prince and Princess
Aurora have consulted about the albino menace that flew all up in their faces in a tin can from the planet Meowbiru claiming to be freed of the evil influence of The Queen of Meowbiru and her consort, the evil Thoth birdman. The Prince of Aurora simply didn’t buy what he was selling. The Princess Aurora questioned why he remained shirtless and why he was so albino. The albino cat looked like one of The Queen’s evil, nefarious guard. The Princess Aurora said that she would not let the albino GI into her military base or establishment on the moon colony orbiting the fallen planet, Meowbiru. He was not to be trusted. She did not know him. He came of his own accord and did not come through recommended channels.

The Prince Aurora said that the albino tom cat should “float round in his tin can far above the world.” The Princess said, “Let it be” and it was. And the Princess saw that it was; and it was good.

On The State of the Revolution
The Princess
has been informed to expect cash prizes to mount her attack on the hostage Aurora colony on Meowbiru. She does not know when those cash prizes are coming to start her own brand of intergalactic foment. On both hands, she trusts The King Aurora, for she is his daughter and was born with his revolutionary spirit.

Vive la Résistance!

Word UP From The Princess Aurora
There will be no Word from The Princess Aurora.

Peace out, cat people.

Thus concludes this transmission of the Daily Dispensation from the Throne of Aurora (AM).

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